| Kid I babysit: | There's a monster under my bed!! |
| Me: | That's silly, there's no such thing as mo... |
| Me: | OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! |
| Me: | Kidding. He only eats kids. |
| Me: | Good night. |
| Kid I babysit: | There's a monster under my bed!! |
| Me: | That's silly, there's no such thing as mo... |
| Me: | OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! |
| Me: | Kidding. He only eats kids. |
| Me: | Good night. |